Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Anti Joke

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