A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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