Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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9/11

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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