What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Animal

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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