Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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