Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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