what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Womens Basketball.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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i like pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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