Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Itookasipasoda

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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pussy enough said

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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