Asian NASCAR.

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A hayride would be fun.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Diana and victoria

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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