- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

your mom

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

I'm funny.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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