- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

hi

That's as gay as AIDS.

Hi Adam,

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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