i have cancer

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Yo Mamma

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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