- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

The white guy did it!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Yo Mamma

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

That's as gay as AIDS.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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