- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Knock Knock, Come in.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Hey, you have small hands.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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