- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Knock knock, come in.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

thumbs up!

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Your mother is so fat.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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