Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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