Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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