Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Gay rights

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Hi my name is Bob

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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