Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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I'm funny.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Knock knock

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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P0P T4Rt

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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