How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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A black person in the NHL

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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45.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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