A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A black person in the NHL

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Two Jews walk in a bar...

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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