So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Asians...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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