- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

The AIDS patient was gay

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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