- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Lacrosse

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

The Mets win the World Series

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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