Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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