- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Lacrosse

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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