- Anti Joke

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Jesus wept.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Arrow to the Knee

I like boys!!!!! CC

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Jesus wept.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Arrow to the Knee

I like boys!!!!! CC

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!