- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me is retarded

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

The Bible

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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