Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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French people.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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