Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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your mom

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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