Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Penis.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mother is so fat.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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P0P T4Rt

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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