What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Women's rights.

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Penis.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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