Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Gay rights

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Where did John go? Refrigerator

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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