- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Asian NASCAR.

youre gay

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Women's rights.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

a man walks into a bar and dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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