- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

My life

apple pie.

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