A black man without problems.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Winking at old people

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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