what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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France never surrender.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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P0P T4Rt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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