- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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