Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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