- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

My nipple is bleeding

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

69.... is a number

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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