- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Oh...okay, good.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Rick Perry.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What's 1+1? 4.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

France never surrender.

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