Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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