On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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The AIDS patient was gay

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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69.... is a number

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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The Mets win the World Series

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Anti Joke

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