Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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