How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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