- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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