Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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