Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Knock knock, come in.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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