A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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youre gay

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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