What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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You're on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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