What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Libraries.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Penis.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

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