what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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