How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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69.... is a number

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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black

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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