- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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