Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Yah? Well your a ********

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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