why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Laura Pratz..

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Gay rights

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guess what?

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Poop.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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