What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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minorities

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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