What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Poop.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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minorities

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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