A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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