- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

The joke below me is retarded

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Yah? Well your a ********

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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