What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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