how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

69.... is a number

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

what color is blue? green

Politics.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

You're on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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