Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

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