- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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