What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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