- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Diana and victoria

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Whats a cat? A cat!

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what happens when you wake up inception

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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