why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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i like pie

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Anti Joke

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