Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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You're on fire.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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I'm funny.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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