Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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BUT HWY?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Your mother is so fat.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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