What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Animal

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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