guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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