Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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