Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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YOLO

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Animal

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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11111

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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BUT HWY?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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