- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Your mother is so fat.

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