A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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