Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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whats black. an african american person

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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