Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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