- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

In Soviet Russia its very cold

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Your mother is so fat.

i like pie

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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