What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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BUT HWY?

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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