My wife has terminal cancer.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Hey, you have small hands.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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my names jim haha

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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