There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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YOLO

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Hi Adam,

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Diana and victoria

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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