- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Your eye color is very unique.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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