What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Wumbo

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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pedophile

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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