roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Miami Heat.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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