How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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womens sports...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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