what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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thumbs up!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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