What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Chikin nuggets

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Sarah Palin

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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