Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what is not funny? This joke.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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your going to die

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Anti Joke

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