- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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