What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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