One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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You.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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