There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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lebron

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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You.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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