What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Obama 2012

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women's rights

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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