Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Anti Joke

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