What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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