This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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America Votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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