A Woman out of the kitchen

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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The NBA lockout

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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