How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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hrih

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Anti Joke

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