Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Swag.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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