Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I went to the store and I fell

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Jesus

Obama.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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