If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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The white guy did it!

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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