A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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