Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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A man walks around a bar.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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