Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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