- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

women's rights

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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