9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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The Holocaust

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Gale swallows.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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pedophile

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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