What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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equality for women

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A man walks around a bar.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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