Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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womens sports...

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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The Holocaust

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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