Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock knock

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Jesus

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Runescape.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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