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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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