- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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