- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

pedophile

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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