Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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