Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Kony 2012

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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lebron

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Anti Joke

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