- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Obama.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Swag.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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