why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Swag.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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