Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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2+2= 478

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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