Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A fat man on a moped

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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2+2= 478

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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69.9

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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