*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Kony 2012

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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BUT HWY?

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Jesus wept.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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