What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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