Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Miscarriages.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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