Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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