What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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acuna

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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