Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A fat man on a moped

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Runescape.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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