What color is a banana? yellow.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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