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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

2+2= 478

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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