A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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who farted i did :]

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Christians

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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