Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Womens rights

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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equality for women

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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