Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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A fat man on a moped

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Runescape.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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