Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Wumbo

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you.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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