What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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