What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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equality for women

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Christians

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Sarah Palin

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