Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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